A Texas midget’s testicles hurt and ached almost all the time.
The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.
The midget dropped his pants. The doctor stood him on the examining table and started examining him. The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, checking for a hernia.
“Aha!” mumbled the doc and, as he put his finger under the right testicle, asking the midget to cough again.
“Aha!” the doctor said again. He reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side, then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.
The midget was so scared he was afraid to look down, but was amazed that the snipping didn’t hurt!
Then the doctor told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt. The midget was absolutely
delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles no longer ached!
The doctor said, “How does that feel now?”
The Texas midget replied, “Perfect, Doc! And I didn’t even feel it! What did you do?”
“Cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots.”