Every now and then a beloved animal, for some reason, disappears from its owners’ house, leading to posters spread all over the neighbourhood, trying to get the beloved pet back. This is just one more of that situations.
“My dog, Klaus, is lost and very, very crazy. He is off his medication which helps to decrease his hostility.
If you see Klaus, do NOT make eye contact. He will literally attempt to rip your face off.
In fact, I don’t want him back. Just call animal control and let them deal with it.”